If today’s Republican Party was a metal band, it would have these songs:
Total Carnage
Curve of Torment
Virus Spread Nation Eater
Future Death Present Death
American Hellscape
Infect the Essential Living Dead
Left to Die
Exhume the Living to Die in Lines Long
Reagan’s Corpse Future Breather
Eagle Claws Eyes Out Forever
Death Cult on Madness March
No Mask Suicide
Torment Stimulus
With an encore of:
Bootstraps Apocalypse
Embalmed Wicked Elderly Voters
O Nightmare Liberty
