Okay okay, we didn’t end up needing to, but Nebraska CD2, where the great midwestern city of Omaha is located, very well could’ve delivered America from the grips of fascism in a 270 to 269 Electoral College world. But alas, Trump got his ass handed to him by Joe motherfuckin’ Biden with the not-even-close score of 306 to 232. All those wasteful lawsuits by the failed businessman Trump did nothing. What a day! America has a chance to, once again, not eat itself. So buy some Ts!