Create yet another account? Oh hell no.

Hey, everybody. I have Account Creation Fatigue, or ACF. Seriously. I had to create one on USPS.com the other day. I know, I know. Privacy and security. I get it. The internet these days is crawling with hackers, incels, bots, Russian operatives, and the alt-right. It’s a scary place. And we need to be vigilant. But goddamn. What used to take me less than a minute, to hold my mail, apparently is going to take 7 business days because the USPS website with my newly created account on it can’t send me a text message because my number isn’t, well, I’m not sure what my number isn’t. So instead, it will send me something through the mail. Or I can try to put up with their voice automated system where I lasted about 2 minutes. I mean kill me know. I guess just keep my mail coming. Hopefully the Amazon package thieves don’t take it as it overflows. The internet superhighway of interconnected utopia just ain’t what it used to be.