When the Internet doesn’t follow you into the restroom

Upon landing in Anchorage, it became clear that my phone couldn’t handle it. Too far north. Too surrounded by big beautiful mountains. When I go into a restroom to pee, while using the urinal, I often check social media or email. I mean, why not? Businesses put ads in that space your face stares at for a reason. But now, not having Internet on my phone, I was forced to pee in peace. Probably a good thing.