Upon landing in Anchorage, it became clear that my phone couldn’t handle it. Too far north. Too surrounded by big beautiful mountains. When I go into a restroom to pee, while using the urinal, I often check social media or email. I mean, why not? Businesses put ads in that space your face stares at for a reason. But now, not having Internet on my phone, I was forced to pee in peace. Probably a good thing.